EMINEM

I saw Eminem & 50 Cent & lots of others tonight. Eminem was awesome. He mooned people and impresonated Michael Jackson by throwing fake babies off a balcony and shot himself in the head, but it didn't work right. And everyone grabbed their crotches a lot and told everyone to throw their hands in the muthafuckin' air and make some fuckin' noise. I threw my hands in the air a few times, but after awhile, I stopped throwing my hands in the air because it started to feel like exercise.

There were these two older people (like older than 40 and maybe older than 50) who were totally rocking out with the rest of the crowd on the floor and they were singing along with the lyrics. People like that kick ass.

The artists were smoking pot on stage. People fought over shirts and stuff that Eminem threw into the audience. The artists threw water all over the place and people, and someone in the audience threw a full water bottle at 50 Cent. 50 Cent opened it and threw the water on the audience. Everybody was smoking pot and there were mini-videos on the screens where people were shooting other people and guns and violence and product advertising were the main themes.

Chevelle and I were in the "nerds who got free tickets" section. We could tell because everyone looked incredibly nerdy and they were talking about tech stuff.

I think some guy must've said, "I love you, Eminem!" because Eminem said, "Don't say you love me if you're a man, say you like me. That's cool (or maybe 'I'm cool with that', I don't remember.)"

The bass made everything super shaky, and my legs were wobbly after all the shakiness.

AND IT WAS SO GREAT!